j o n a
11:58 AM

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

(via thedailybreakthrough)

phyrecaptor:

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

This is the shit.
11:54 AM

graveconcoctions:

sassychickennugget:

If I’m dating you, you don’t need to get jealous of other people. I am with you, only you. If you ever think I’m flirting with other people, I’m not. There’s a reason why I chose you and only you. I only want you, no one else. You are mine. I am yours.

Anyone who dates me is extremely lucky because I don’t have the mental or emotional capacity to be interested in more than one person at once and I am way too socially inept to know how to flirt.

(via downpress)

11:53 AM

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

(via did-i-mention-troyler)

11:52 AM
11:47 AM

pyropeass:

theendis-nigh:

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

THIS. THIS. FUCK.

I FEEL THIS TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

(via did-i-mention-troyler)

9:19 AM
clockwork-minds:

ginchimera:

thetravellingpineapple:


A bullet going through PlayDoh.

Blue doesn’t even know what’s coming

I guess you could say Blue doesn’t have a clue

JESUS