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borndeadd:

thinkofthegunstheysell:

toocabaret:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out

These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco

band puns are officially at an all time low

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

believe-in-all-the-magic:

They are going to be amazing people when they’re older

(Source: booasaur)

asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

asian:

i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy)

flatsound:

i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.

funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals)

pencilias:

splendid-naked-officer:

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

As long as I’m allowed to say my sexual orientation is fairy/steel

i just imagined you as a rainbow titanium dildo with wings